(Richard O’Brien)
parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature"
from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
parody lyrics by Robert Newton
Steve Buscemi didn’t think that being called Mr. Pink
Was very becoming of a man
Michael Madsen spread fear when he cut off that cop’s ear
And proceeded to do a little dance
All to Hell things then went for Julius and Vincent
When they caught those three guys on the lam
Then at a deadly pace Vince blew off Marvin’s face
Now the inside of the Nova’s blood red...
In a––Tarantino Triple Feature
Samuel Jackson talks like a preacher
See Ving Rhames take it like poor Ned Beatty
Travolta looked like he weighed 280
Whoa––at the Quentin Tarantino Picture Show.
I knew Pumpkin and Honey wouldn’t leave with the money when
Julius held on to the case
I got all hot and squirmin’ when I saw Uma Thurman twistin’ at
Jackrabbit Slim’s place
And young Butchie’s dad’s watch hid up Chris Walken’s crotch
He passed it with style and with grace
And then Hopper said brothers bed down Blue Lou’s guys’ mothers
And then, he, too, was shot in the face
In a––Tarantino Triple Feature
Samuel Jackson talks like a preacher
See Christian Slater talking to Elvis
See Zed examine Marsellus’ pelvis
Whoa––at the Quentin Tarantino Picture Show
Didn’t "Four Rooms" blow?
Whoa––ultra-violent, satisfying, I’m aglow,
Curly said, "Hey Moe!"
Whoa––the poem "The Raven" is by Edgar Allen Poe
I wanna go...
Whoa––to the Quentin Tarantino Picture Show.