The S.T.D. that’s known as Gonorrhea,
So small that I’m impossible to see-a,
Erection, Infection,
Maybe next time you’ll use protection,
Stars you’ll see, when you pee,
You should be glad I’m not the H.I.V.

CHORUS:

I didn’t wrap my jimmy so I got the gonorrhea,
It’s red and irritated and it burns-a when I pee-a,
Tell her she’s a skanky whore the next time that you see her,
Hey––gonorrhea!

REPEAT CHORUS

You didn’t worry ‘bout diseases,
Now don’t worry ‘bout havin’ children,
If you want them, you can’t have them,
Now you’re sterile because I [laughing]
Now come on––what was I supposed to do?
You didn’t wrap it up––again––now your two friends are all mine!

REPEAT CHORUS x2

[Spoken] Hey, Chief Red Bag, ya cheap prick,
Next time, why don’t ya spring for a box of rubbers?
Me and my whole family are on vacation down here in your nuts.
My friends Chlamydia and Syphilis are here, too.
They said to say hello––forgetaboutit!

REPEAT CHORUS x2

Avoid me, I am known as Gonorrhea,
I’ll make your little friend a truly gruesome sight to see-a,
Ignore me, dance with me,
And your phallus will clap along with me.

REPEAT CHORUS x5