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GETTIN' DRUNK AT DISNEYLAND
(J.Hetfield, L.Ulrich, K.Hammett)
parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
parody lyrics by Robert Newton
Shut your mouth––in the car,
Disneyland’s not far,
And I promised we’d go.
I’ve never been, what a sin,
I’ll sneak a six-pack in,
Mommy isn’t to know.
Crack a cold one open,
It’s gonna be a long night,
Have a lite,
Impaired sight,
Beer in hand,
I’m getting drunk at Disneyland.
Six-foot rat, bet he bites,
Many guys in tights,
Think I’ll hit on Snow White,
Dreams of joy, dreams of mirth,
Richest place on Earth,
Come on, Goofy, let’s fight!
Crack another open,
Pants are a bit too tight,
Liver’s white,
Impaired sight,
Beer in hand,
Blew .2 at Disneyland.
(Spoken, repeated by child:)
Now I drop my pants to pee
For tourists and their kids to see
In my havoc I will revel
‘Cause Michael Eisner is the Devil
Hey Mr. Disney, I mortgaged the house
To pay our homage to the Mouse
So what––I threw up in the grass,
We ain’t leavin’–– kiss my ass!
Drank all night,
Impaired sight,
Beer in hand,
Wimps drink lite,
Liver’s white,
Out of hand,
Got drunk and puked at Disneyland.
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